VMA's overLOAD ! Pt. 2

Well, Katy Perry grabbed another inappropriate bodypart in public. Nothing new, but you gotta love the gal. Loved Taylor Swift's performance of  'You Belong To Me'. Started below in the subway, run up some steps, and ended up in the middle of the street ontop a taxi. Good atheleticism, and a great show! Man, I adored GreenDay's performance of  'East Jesus Nowhere'. But, I got scared for a second. When Billie Joe told the fans to rush the stage, I thought we had lost him. I promise, my computer turned on, and I began making lost posters for him. Then seconds later he appeard again. Pssh! He just wanted to crowd surf them hoes! Get it, BJ!

I didn't know Pink was off some circus stuff? Talk about talented. I loved her performance. It was different. And, I must give her props. I'm scared to death of heights, and I would've tinkled on myself if I were up that high. Pink sung, flipped, and swung her ass off. Atleast if singing doesn't work, she could have a job in Circ De Solei or something.

The VMA's finale with Jay-z and Alicia Keys performing 'Empire State of Mind'! Lord, it made me go HAM! I'm not even from NY, or anywhere near it. I'm a country girl, Yes...Kentucky bred. I don't know if it was how Jay made his grand entrance. Or, even if it was how A.Keys tickled the ivory, and belted out the chrous. Either way, I lost my mind! For that one second in time, I had a Mj Fan moment. I ran up to the Tv, fell on my knees and went into a frenzy. No really...I did. Now, after I gained my composure, and looked up, I saw a tiny child onstage. I blinked a few times, because I wasn't wearing my glasses. And, lo and behold, it was Lil Mama. Whew! Now, how are you going to get on Leiomy(Female from VE on ABDC) oneday for not acting lady like, and you're jumping onstage, during another artists performance? Chick get ahold of your panty drawls, and back it up! I mean, I could tell that they didn't want you up there. Geez, I guess you missed the memo dollface.

VMA OverLoad ! Pt.1

So, I'm sure by now you have seen countless blogs, websites, and other media parahanilia talking about MTV's VMA's last night. Yes indeedy, it caused MAJOR buzz lastnight. So, without further adieu, I'm going to give you my take on what I saw last night. My, oh my! Where to start first? Okay, obviously we have to start with the most craziest moment that went down last night. Oh, Mr West...

Ignorance must be bliss, loves. Because as soon as Kanye West hopped his happy ass onstage, I knew something wild was going to happen. With a twinkle of mischief in his eye, Kanye proceeded to snatch the microphone from Taylor Swift's hand. Taylor Swift looked as if she could almost die a thousands deaths, as Kanye complimented, and then bashed her in the same sentence. Why, Dear Lord, did security not stop him from running up those steps? Maybe they didn't see his swifty ass coming either. Whatever the case, he was totally in the WRONG!

Now, how are you going to interrupt someone's winning speech like that? Didn't Kanye almost piss himself, when he won a Grammy and they started playing music as soon as he began to talk? So, what was that? Payback? Why is it when some people get money, and some hellafied fame they start to lose their common sense? I mean really, that was ignorant and very unprofessional of him. Taylor Swift won that MoonMan fair and square. Random outbursts are so...2003, Kanye! Geez!

Lady Gaga, I know you're Italian...so excuse my french! If you aren't a bad bitch, I don't know who is! If you didn't peep that(which I don't know how you couldn't have) Lady Gaga had more outfit changes than Mariah Carey on cribs! I loved how after every intermission, the camera would run trhough the audience, and you'd see Ms. Gaga in a new fit. Her outfits were quirky, and quite theatrical, but I must admit, it works for her. And, can we talk about her performance? Now, wait a minute Jesus! Why did she have to kill it like that? I love the fact that she can actually sing live. Babygirl was on point with her dance moves. Then to top it all off, she went over to the piano, and lost her mind. TIME OUT! When she was dancing, and then turned around, and I saw blood, LORD! I thought she she had came on her period in the middle of her dance routine. Gee Golly, I was going to call her a trooper for that, until I flashback to her Papparazzi video, and then it all came together. Loved it! And, if that wasn't enough hotness for you, she openly admitted, she is BiSexual. She dedicated her award no to the fans, but to God and the Gays! Talk about making a stand!

Drake "Drizzy" Rogers

Drake has been out for years! No one really noticed his genius, or even paid him any mind until he popped out of Weezy's bootyhole. Lol, okay hold on, let me take that back. Drake or Weezy, if you ever stumble upon this...sorry, Loves! I get high and my fingers move faster than my brain. Seriously though, Replacement Girl was the shit! It was one of his first songs I had ever heard. That was back in the day when he & Trey Songz were thinking about doing a Modern Jay-Z & R.Kelly movement, I believe. Don't quote me on that, though. It might have been a rumor. If not, they need to get back to that grind. Best of Both Worlds, much? Anywho, I think Drake & Trey would've killed it, and demolished Jay & Kellz. Their style of music, and their vibes mesh better than Jay & Kellz. But, who am I to say? Oh yeah, I'm Capri...that's who.

I'm not going to sit here and type out a full out blog about Drake. Well, not yet, atleast. But, yo, when someone stays beasting in the industry like Drake does, why not talk about him. I'm telling you, he's being released out of the cage, and he's about to go ZOO on these niggas out here! Whew...yes, Lord! I have other thing to blog about, like the VMA's for one. I was just commenting on a blog post that I was following. If you'd like to go and read(which I think you should) Here's the link. WhaPOW!

This Goes Out to You !